Kickback
Decepticon
Bad Apple.
Posts: 23
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Post by Kickback on Feb 19, 2013 22:41:57 GMT -5
"Madam," Kickback calmly stated, lying on his back in a thin pool of water and suds, "Did your unit believe in "free love"?"
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Post by Shadow on Feb 19, 2013 22:52:39 GMT -5
Shadow's facial expression: "Free... Love? I'm not certain I fol-... Wait... Your not implying!" The black femme faceplate heated up. "O-Of course not!.... I don't think.... It was strictly professional!... I-I th-think." The knight stammered clearly not as certain as she once was.
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Kickback
Decepticon
Bad Apple.
Posts: 23
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Post by Kickback on Feb 19, 2013 22:56:48 GMT -5
Kickback returned to his 'you like Krabby patties, don't you Squidward?' face.
"... What effect do you think your little 'tongue lashing' might have on someone, mmmm?" he asked. Ohhhh the look on her face. It was worth the nearly drowning.
Well, everything else was TOO.
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Post by Shadow on Feb 19, 2013 23:04:34 GMT -5
"Tis mere cleaning! N-nothing so provocative! Pleasant sure but I think you exaggerate!" The shaken Knight stated failing to regain her composure as the Insecticon teased her. "And thou did not seem to be so offended! If thy were, no doubt you would have not agreed to mine offer." Shadow reasoned grasping at straws to grain some grounds.
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Kickback
Decepticon
Bad Apple.
Posts: 23
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Post by Kickback on Feb 19, 2013 23:11:40 GMT -5
"Mere cleaning for you maybe, but it was all I could do to keep from offlining for a few moments!" Kickback grinned, teasing her a bit further. "My spark frame is still overheated!"
Then, offering a little more reservation and kindness, he added, "It might behoove you to learn a little more in the way of the romantic arts, because my dear, I believe you have done something you did not intend unawares."
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Post by Shadow on Feb 19, 2013 23:26:12 GMT -5
The black femme expelled heat from her vents in embarrassment. "W-well I..." She tried to find words but found nothing as the grinning Kickback seemed to like seeing her embarrassment at the misunderstanding that took place. As the Insecticon continued a bit more kindly the femme nodded, "A-aye, I should wonder how you managed. Indulging in such emotional things were discouraged as unproductive." Shadow pointed out noting that though this bug was also one that served under Shockwave he was fare better versed in such matters. Perhaps she could have Kickback school her in this?
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Kickback
Decepticon
Bad Apple.
Posts: 23
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Post by Kickback on Feb 19, 2013 23:28:52 GMT -5
"I create new Insecticons. One might say that my entire existence is largely centered around... reproductive effort," Kickback mused languorously. "Unlike our Master, I see nothing wrong with emotions. After all, without it, how can you have the desire to flourish in what you do?"
That was an argument that he had taken up with Shockwave once. The reply hurt for some time afterwards.
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Post by Shadow on Feb 19, 2013 23:38:32 GMT -5
"I would suppose that would make sense, however doth Lord Shockwave actually approve?" The dragon seemed fascinated, she had never seen the cyclopse-mech express emotion nor, approve of it in general as it conflicted with logic most of the time. "Perhaps you can school me in these "Romantic Arts," I could certainly benefit from not repeating this error." The captain of The Nocturne stated as if it were that simple.
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Bombshell
Decepticon
"I am hungry again.."
Posts: 7
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Post by Bombshell on Feb 20, 2013 2:59:19 GMT -5
Bombshell slammed the doors to open them, without even worrying enough to knock or check if they were doing anything and just exclaimed "I AM HUNGRY, KICKBACK, CAN'T FIND ANYTHING TO EAAAaaaat woooa... for Primus, Kickback, can't you leave some femmes for the rest? I mean, come on, seriously you attack every femme we get here!" The larger Insecticon waved his servos and curved himself some, showing that he was annoyed about his grasshopper friend not "sharing".
He laughed and pointed a claw towards Kickback, obviously wanting to ruin the moment "This one does more than just "use his feelings", he uses ANOTHER THING that are not feelings when it is about femmes! ~" He obviously was trying to annoy him right now, but it was so fun so see his friend get annoyed at him! He never understood why the others always would get mad at him on his so-friendly jokes and pranks using his cerebro-shells.
[ Aaaaaand the original prankster music would so fit here.]
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Kickback
Decepticon
Bad Apple.
Posts: 23
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Post by Kickback on Feb 20, 2013 9:00:38 GMT -5
Kickback let the back of his helm clank against the shower floor, slapping a hand over his face. He vented a considerable amount of pent up heat through his spiracles.
"This," he explained to Shadow, mortified, "is why I don't shower with the other Insecticons."
He turned his head towards Bombshell and, grabbing up a canister of cleansing solvent, pitched it at the weevil. "You wouldn't know what to do with a femme if she were standing in front of you with her plates open!"
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Post by Shadow on Feb 20, 2013 20:14:29 GMT -5
The predacon flustered a bit and cleared her intakes. "Thou misunderstands, friend Insecticon, we were only engaging in a simple bath! N-nothing more!" Shadow attempted to cover her embarrassment, not recovered from her earlier mistake with the prone bug. To which the mortified bug pointed out why he seemed to avoid cleaning with his kin. "I-I see. I'm not sure I follow thou--" She started to say but the words died on the Dragon's glossa at the next line from the grasshopper as he pitched the canister at the weevil. The image put into the knight's processor forced her cooling systems on. "I-....I will pretend I did not just hear that." The black femme stated as she instinctively moved her legs closer together. "Who art thou, kinsmen of Sir Kickback?" She ventured after a pause attempting to change the subject before she did worse than over heat from the uncomfortable topic.
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Bombshell
Decepticon
"I am hungry again.."
Posts: 7
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Post by Bombshell on Feb 20, 2013 20:49:31 GMT -5
"He is lying, he is noisy on the showers, and everytime that we get here he makes some shower party and we end up sliding on the floor and hitting our helms against the walls while trying to race each other tripping on the wet floor and-" He just looked down to stare at the soap slapping his chest plate. "You didn't do that... you are asking for a war, aren't you?", Bombshell took a rubber duck from Primus knows where and tossed it on the grasshopper like if he was trying to toss a shuriken on him. He looked at the femme and laughed. "Oh of course it was a simple bath! Then it would be a simple breeding! Over and over and over! That is Kickback for you, allow me to explain what is Kickback with one gesture."
He waved his servos wanting to get her attention, then began to slap his servos together, making a awkward sound, echoing on the whole shower, maybe even the vehicons outside would hear it. " Aaaand that is what my friend does! And OF COURSE I WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO, GRASSHOPPER! I just don't try to hump everything that I find infront of me! Do you consider a TOASTER a femme? Because I don't! Now how do you expect that poor thing to work with SO MANY HOLES on it?" He wiggled his servos trying to make a dramatic scene about the poor toaster being attacked by the Insection.
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Kickback
Decepticon
Bad Apple.
Posts: 23
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Post by Kickback on Feb 20, 2013 22:10:09 GMT -5
Kickback is bonked by a rubber ducky.
Where the slag did Bombshell get that?...
... Nevermind where he got the duck. The spew of invective coming out of his faceplate was more pressing. Sitting up, Kickback tossed the duck back and forth between his hands, stewing mentally and narrowing his optics.
"This is Bombshell," he explained to Shadow between clenched dental plates. "He's an idiot."
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Post by Shadow on Feb 21, 2013 2:05:20 GMT -5
Shadow warily looked to Kickback as Bombshell explained about the Grasshopper's supposed habits. The Insecticon had mentioned that he was a seeder and that it was more or less a constant in his processor. So even if Bombshell was working to upset his kin, there was likely a hint of truth in the statements. "A-A Toaster? Nay, I trust Sir Kickback has more... control than that." The predacon replied, not wanting to imagine it for the sake of her own purity. Yes, it was important to stay pure of mind least such things effect ones judgment, Shockwave always stressed that emotions were a hindrance and though she didn't fully agree she was sure that a knight should remain... "chaste".
The dragon did not reply but simply grabbed a towel to dry her frame as she took a few steps away from the two. "Perhaps I should be else where, I-I should be getting summons for a debriefing soon after all!" The black femme stated nervously, not wanting to end up like said toaster if it existed. She was a warrior femme, not a breeding femme... if those even existed.
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Kickback
Decepticon
Bad Apple.
Posts: 23
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Post by Kickback on Feb 21, 2013 9:13:50 GMT -5
Kickback stood up, and shook water from himself, venting steam and sealing his plates. "Don't pay attention him. He just likes to irritate everyone he can. Once he gets to know you, he'll do the same," he explained to Shadow.
"Look," he sighed, trying to reassure the skittish Preda-femme, "I lay eggs. Think about that." The grasshopper turned towards one of the showers, removing an extension hose ---
-- And sprayed it at Bombshell. "Now why don't you tell her what you did with those Vehicons and your cerebro shells, beetle-butt?!" he grinned, teasing back.
Brothers. There's just no way to keep them from tormenting each other.
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